batter

To kick the fucking shit out of someone

"I'm gonna fucking batter that mug"

by Alex Reah July 17, 2006

battered

Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.

I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.

by jayseebee July 13, 2004

battered

When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.

That was so good shit, it really battered me.

by kippo May 23, 2003

Batter

An aqueous solution of baked or deep fried goods.

The delicious form of the assorted ingredients, the 'mush', of cookie dough that is delicious, or the batter for a pie crust, or the batter that would be deep-fried dough before ending up around a corn dog or piece of fish.

by Christ_Offer November 15, 2011

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 16, 2004

batters

Also spellt as 'batterz'.

Slang frequently used by 'chavs' ostensibly to mean homosexual. Based on the word 'batty' with the same meaning. However the word usually does not actually refer to the person in question actually being gay, more that they are annoying.

"Hey Kev ya piss midget, you facked my bird Shazza. You must be batters innit."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

battered

being very very extremely drunk

- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003