omni

3. A small car made by Chrysler labeled under it's Dodge brand from the late '70s to early '90s. While often mocked in it's day, it proved to be a decent source for reliable transportation as evidenced by the amount still seen on the road in the US. The Plymouth version was known as the Horizon.

Hey, what year is your Omni?

by anonymous submitter #508 May 24, 2005

OMNI

A compass or navigational indicator characterized by giving every direction (Omnious) except the right one. A true OMNI navigator gives a direction exactly opposite to the correct direction.

Oscar: My OMNI compass said to go that way in order to get to Canada, but i stopped in Mexico

by X91 February 6, 2010

Omni

One of the two main factions in the MMORPG game 'Anarchy Online'. Viewed as the oppressors within the game, they fight against the 'Clan' faction for control of the planet Rubi-ka.

You Omni scum will never rule us!
Omni Tek is your friend.
Oh no! The city of Borealis just went Omni...

by Tony Masons June 23, 2006

Omni

Man of little or no skill at cs; a newbie

Fuck youre nearly as shit as omni!

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

omni

A world of warcraft player that clicks 70% of his abilities, but he's actually good at it because he's been doing it for so long.

" You're playing without good keybindings? such an omni "

by Ninefive June 2, 2016

omnie

A person who likes to take large vegetables up the ass.

Where is omnie with the carrots?

by VeggieMan June 2, 2003

omni

basically means, ya i know or "i know all that"
coming from the root wod omnipotent. its slang like southern california shyyaaa

dude 1-sick car bro
dude 2-omni

by sir micheal of the rocks June 16, 2009