havanna omlette

a very wet poop left in the toilet for others to see, especially after a heavy beer drinking night

Holy cow, you should see the havanna omlette in the fraternity house crapper. Who ate corn?

by matt1968 September 29, 2007

chin omlette

The act of ejaculating on a partners face.

She gave him head and he gave her a chin omlette

by Dutchman March 7, 2003

Smegma Omlette

An omlette made from dick cheese.
Not very pleasant.

I made a smegma omlette, it tasted like dick.

by Symomolol July 11, 2008

portuguese omlette

Scrambled eggs (not yet cooked) Poured into the donor's rectum. Mixture is then released into a pan and ingredients are formed and cooked into an omlette. Garnish with a sprig of cilantro.

I had the best portuguese omlette the this morning. It had corn, lettuce, peanuts, and a hint if lime.

by Money Baby August 3, 2006

Havana omlette

when you have held in shit so long when you finally release it, it ejects out of your ass so fast it turns into a shit omlette.

Brock had not shat in many days so when he finally did a havana omlette ripped out of his asshole and exploded into the seat.

by speedoboy & elm street July 12, 2008

spanish omlette

When you(the male) are having intercourse doggy style and you are extremely drunk. Regergitate on the back of the female you are pounding, the trick is to not let any of the omlette(your puke) spill until you have climaxed.

Justin was so hammered last night that he puked on Alana's back, she asked "what was that," and he responded, "oh that's just the spanish omlette." She couldn't believe that he had cooked her breakfast and pigged out.

by Dubbaj August 2, 2006

Sexy Omlette

A collection of friends/loved ones in a cosy situation, possibly writhing around and definitely cuddling. Actual sex optional.

See also Incesty Omlette.

Lets all get on the money rug and have a Sexy Omlette.

by Cicisi January 7, 2014