Omegle Depression

The feeling of depression after being banned from Omegle. Usually involves depression over the fact you'll never be able to chat to the people you met on the site ever again. Also can involve depression over the fact that you'll never be able to have fun on omegle or meet famous people such as PewDiePie on the website again. The best remedy for Omegle Depression is going outside and getting a life, or visiting new sites which are just as fun.

Person 1: "Will you be on Omegle again tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah!"
Person 1: "I'll see you tomorrow then!"
Person 2: "Cya buddy!"

-Your computer/network is banned for possible bad behavior-

Person 1: *Begins to suffer from Omegle Depression*

by Twelvies4Life June 1, 2014

omegle

A place on the interwebs where strangers can prank you scare you and show off their bodies.

Omegle is a scary place

by AwesomeButGeeky246 February 26, 2015

Omegle

A website where 13-50 year old horny men who can't get a girlfriend go to masturbate while typing to a "girl". (who's most likely a male as well.) Most people will disregard all truth and say their buff, or have big 'parts', etc.

~WELCOME TO OMEGLE. SAY HI!~
You: Hi, ASL?
Stranger: 15/m/USA (Notice the M.)
-You disconnect-

You: Hi, ASL?
Stranger: 13/f/USA
You: o ya babee plz sock mah 8 ench peeniz n tuch my hard abs cuz im a body beldur
Stranger: Why don't you have a seat over there.

by Tonypker13 September 7, 2010

omegladon

Slang term for fisting.

After enjoying the shocker so much, she was ready to step it up to the omegladon.

by Little King August 4, 2006

Omegle

Omegle is an online chatroom where you don't need an account. Thought as a Paedophile Heaven for some.

Actual Omegle Convos.

Stranger: Hi, horny, 16.
You: Uhm...
Stranger: asl?
You: 12, f, uk
Stranger: Cute. Send me pic. :D
You have disconnected.

or

You: hi
Stranger: hi. im v horny.
You: LOL
Stranger: bra size?
You: 34dd
Stranger: HOT!
You: really. i hate having these manboobs.
Your conversational...

by paedoproof February 5, 2010

Omeglephile

A person who enjoys frequent visits to the popular anonymous chat site Omegle and often trolls there. Actually, to be categorized as an Omeglephile, pretty much all you do on Omegle at that point is troll the other people.

A: Dude, I trolled that one dude so hard yesterday
B: What?
A: On Omegle!
B: You're definitely an Omeglephile. You know what, I really have to go, sorry
A: What's up man?
B: STAY AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN

by Anon_[/anon] November 16, 2009

Omegle No Lifes

The guys with no life, that go on Omegle all day in search of chatting with girls. Usually begins conversations with 'Sex?', 'Hey girl' or some other remark asking gender first. If the Stranger reveals he is a boy, the Omegle No Life immediately disconnects

Typical conversation w/ Omegle No Lifes

Stranger: asl?
You: 13.M.ca
-disconnected-

Stranger:asl?
You:13.f.ca
Stranger:hey babe
Stranger:i have a yu-gi-oh collection you know.. over 300 cards!
You: the fuck?...
-disconnected-

by your-stalker April 16, 2009