olson twins

Nice titties on an under age girl.

"Dude! Check out her Olson twins! I'd bang that jail-bait any day!"

by The Propper Perv May 25, 2007

Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

by funkyfred July 13, 2017

Bobby Olson

The fictional person that you blame your blacked out antics on, or the person you claim to be hanging out with while blacked out.

1. -"Dude, why'd you rip all that stuff off your walls last night?"

-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."

2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."

-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."

by CorvetteGuy12 September 15, 2011

mr. olson

A wanna be math teacher who actually doesn't know shit about math. And he doesn't like fat people. Loves to stare at the females that are in his class. A complete fucking perv.

Did you see the teacher today he was acting like a mr. olson.

by Urban spartan December 5, 2016

Bree Olson

(proper noun) Adult film actress. Commonly misspelled as Bree Olsen. Made a brief cameo on the Kardashian's television show, and was a call a slut....very ironic.?

ex 1 - If you held my keyboard up to a blacklight, you could see it from space.

ex 2 - My DNA is all over the place from that Bree Olson flick

by THC420 December 1, 2009

Matt Olson

Oakland Athletics 1st baseman and super hottie, Matt Olson. You can normally see him on the opposing teams sideline, guarding the bag. Squatting down in his tight baseball pants to scoop a ball with his thick, strong legs. He can hit bombs out of any stadium, catch a poorly thrown ball and make an amazing play out of it and steal your heart with his piercing eyes and charming good looks.

“Did you happen to catch the name of that hot 1st baseman for the A’s?”

“Yes! It’s Matt Olson. He’s such a stunning man.”

by angelicafisher November 15, 2020

Ashley Olson

Ashley Olson is very beautiful, and gorgeous even if she denies it. She is very funny and tell the best stories. Ashley is very smart and is in honors classes. Ashley rarely gets mad, and is an angel. Ashley loves to read, and has the best handwriting. She says sorry a lot, and even says sorry for saying sorry. She won't take compliments but you should always give them to her because they are true. Ashley Olson LOVES bread and tortilla chips, she also LOVES Star Wars Marvel, and Disney. Ashley is very sweet and kind, she can't spell at all. Ashley loves the color blue and is pretty crazy and weird at times. She loves Star Wars more than Star Trek which is crazy but she has her own opinions. Ashley Olson is a great best friend and you should never leave her. I can go on and on about Ashley Olson but its time to go so bye. Everyone loves her but I love her the most. *Olson is spelled O-L-S-O-N that is the correct way to spell Olson there is no other way, no matter what ANYONE says*

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: What?!? You haven't heard about Ashley Olson? She is amazing and pretty and smart!!!

by ArielAaAriel February 11, 2020