the old people smell 

the smell commenly found in old folks homes, hospitals, funeral homes,Goodwill,The Salvation Army and pretty much any place else that is boring as hell to be in.

it smells like the old people smell at the family reunion.

the old people smell by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

the old people smell 

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.

I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.

the old people smell by Daz May 13, 2005

Old People Sex 

Plain and simple to describe really...you ever pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?

“Old People Sex is the best. You literally can’t take yourselves off of them!”

Old People Sex by Filthypilgrim February 7, 2021

Old People Shenanigames 

Basically, it's people who are over 60 doing silly, silly, or dishonest things, usually done in a funny or lighthearted way. Sometimes they don't even realize they're doing what they're doing.

The word is often used in the plural, and it can imply that an old person is up to something, either playfully naughty or deceitful.

"Grandma was putting stuff in the shopping cart when I wasn't looking. Old people shenanigames again."

Old People Shenanigames by KlearliiKrazii March 12, 2025

Semi old people 

Most likely your parents.

My parents are semi old people

Semi old people by 123van October 24, 2016

Oldpeoplesville 

A place that has an overabundance of people that are of the "Senior Citizen" persuasion. Usually in a grocery store or other such place on a Senior Discount day, or on the weekend, when they or their family are off work.

That store was Oldpeoplesville today.

Oldpeoplesville by Royal Mercenary of Queen Victoria June 21, 2005