oil change

where you unexpectily stick your index and middle finger up the lineing of someones anus.

john: "oil change!"
matt: "oooh was that the valvoline or the mobil? flush my transmission while ur at it."

by mr. 300 July 25, 2006

oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening

Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.

by Kurt January 24, 2005

oil change

when a girl has her period it is an oil change. out with the old bad old, in the with good clean oil.

Man, she's on her oil change again.

by iwillbohnyou February 8, 2005

oil change

when you give a girl an enima and she holds it in with her thumb, stands over you and lets it out all over you.

sarah loves to get an oil change from guys she just meets, and let it out on there face.

by tommy October 20, 2003

Oil Change

If you do drugs and need to pass ampiss test, a P-vac isn't an option and you need clean urine, you'll need to do an oil change. An oil change is when you stick a sterile tube in your urethra until urine naturally comes out. Next take a syringe full of clean urine and inject it into the tube. There, your oil is changed.

The test is tomorrow, we'll never pass unless we do oil changes.

by xXxX June 11, 2013

Oil Change

The attempt of chugging a beer while pissing and finishing the beer before you finish pissing.

"Bro, I finally finished my first oil change!"

by CON-CON_24 February 9, 2023

Oil Change

When you anoint someones head with motor oil.

1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.

by 400 Queseritos October 11, 2016