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Octapussy 

8 spots on a woman's body when a penis can be inserted. 1) Vagina 2) Rectum 3) Mouth 4) Between tits 5) Left armpit 6) Right armpit 7) Between feet 8) Between hands
Bill: So Bryan, how was your date with Monica last night? Did you get a run around the bases?

Bryan: More like a double grand slam, Monica gave me access to her octapussy.
Octapussy by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014

octopussy 

When a girls vagina is stretched out to eight times its original size.
I would have sex with her but I dont have enough for her octopussy.
octopussy by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004

Octopussy Lipatitus 

An oral disease of the mouth transmitted through the XX chromosomes. Females can transmit the infection to other females but males are not affected because they do not have the XX chromosomes. The disease looks like Octopus tentacles on the lips.
She went down on her girlfriend and it fucked her whole shit up! She had Octopussy Lipatitus for like 2 weeks.
Octopussy Lipatitus by Scoone July 20, 2018

Octopussying 

n./ A more complex form of scissoring.
v./ When two women begin the classical form of scissoring and accompany it by anal-fisting and sucking on the respective partner's toes.
Deborah and I were scissoring when I found her toes in my mouth and she found my fist in her ass, thus we were Octopussying.
Octopussying by Martypoo April 17, 2009

Octapussy 

This is a great James Bond movie! Nothing more, it is a great movie and no keg team should be named after such an epic movie!
Octapussy is a great movie and shouldn't be diminished by a shitty keg team.
Octapussy by Pussy Fan April 2, 2010

octopussy 

A particularly nasty vagina often times resembling a deep-sea creature.
Guy 1: Dude how was that chick last night? Was she good?

Guy 2: No way man, she has a total octopussy.