Osteened 

Not welcomed.

We lost our home in a flood and desperately needed shelter but was osteened by our local pastor.

Osteened by Mojefro August 31, 2017

Joel Osteen 

A famous and powerful preacher in Houston Texas. He is also known as the smiling preacher. He has received some criticism from other preachers that only want to tell you that you're going to hell and from people that get mad that a preacher is making money. He has also been accussed of not preaching from the Bible however, there hasn't been a single cermon he has done that he has not used or changed any scriptures. He has been respondsible for attracting millions of people to the Christian faith. In addition, at of 2009 he has the largest church in the United States. He has been noted on teaching people not only prosperity through God but also how to help people, tolerate people, stay faithful, and stride for your goals through God. He has also stated that prosperity is not always money but health, or just having a good job. He continues to touch millions of hearts and lives.

God Jesus Christian Love Christianity Jesus Christ Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen by mc of prayer July 20, 2009

Osteen 

To shut doors on, ask/ force to leave

They needed a place to stay, but he osteened them. They slept on the street.

After we hooked up, she thought she was going to spend the night. Had to osteen her.

Osteen by CnDpUG September 1, 2017

Osteenite 

Osteenites are those who follow the teachings of the Osteen. They believe that every day should be a Friday and that while proclaiming to be Christian that Jesus has only tertiary significance to their faith. While professing to be a sect of Christianity the teachings followed by Osteenites more closely resemble those of Dr. Norman Vincent Peale ("Power of Positive Thinking") or Rhonda Byrne ("The Secret"). Osteenites are also known to on occasion practice "Meyerism".

"OMG SALLY! HAVE YOU READ "YOUR BEST LIFE NOW"!?!? It changed my life! I am flying to Houston next week to go to Lakewood Church and am selling off all of my possessions and donating the money! It's ok though, as long as I stay positive I'll have TONS of money again in no time, and not a single care in the world!" "Chris, you're acting like a total Osteenite, knock it off."

Osteenite by Everydaysawednesday September 17, 2012

Osteen 

Osteen, otherwise known as "O-Town" or the "Big O", is filled with rednecks, crackhouses and cows. This is perhaps one of the most worthless cities in Florida. There is a variety of things to do: from goin to the "Pit"(a local hangout for the rednecks and sometimes ricans that wanna-be rednecks) to gettin drunk out in the field (cow pastures/ backyard) to "muddin" and "4 wheelin" to pickin up the prostitutes on maytown and much more. If you want some drugs just go right on down 4-15. However after a late night of gettin fucked up a nice hangover remedie is the Osteen Diner. Be careful of the dog-food aisle at walmart in the wee hours of the morning because of on going fights between the "bloods" and the "crips". it gets pretty dangerous. Also you will never pass the "Handyway" without seeing atleast two 15ft lifted trucks.



Osteen = Florida's shithole.

"HEY MAN WERE GOIN TO THE BIG O"
"ALRIGHT DUDE....SEE YA THERE!!!"


"Hey you goin to the Osteen tonight?"
"Nah man im black. I'll get hung out there"

Osteen by AimeeMessup January 21, 2009

Osteening 

someone who panders and sucks up to people and wants everyone to like them

The president was Osteening the US congress today

Osteening by Svetlana Svetikova fan November 15, 2009

Obleenager 

Also known as: Obleen

A teenager that (constantly) talks about his/her political views without actually knowing what is happening in the real political world. Usually right-winged.

They are usually tainted by their family members who share the same views.

P1: You’re a (member of a specific political party)? No wonder, you guys are all disgusting idiots.

P2: I’m sick and tired of these obleenagers.

Obleenager by lukeelol November 21, 2019