Obes Rule

A defensive or sometimes offensive method of conversation occurring when one runs out of arguments or lacks a logical point they bring up the past.

Guy 1: Hey what is your stance of pre-washing dishes?
Guy 2: How can you ask about pre-washing dishes when you get barely buzzed every night?
Guy 1: Don't use the Obes Rule on me!

by BeLoveGiveLove July 9, 2015

Hard Problem of Out-Of-Body Experiences (OBEs)

The specific puzzle of the visuospatial perspective. During an OBE, people often report seeing their own physical body from an external point in the room. The hard problem is: From where, and with what, is this third-person visual data being generated and processed? The brain is inside the skull, receiving data from eyes pointing forward. Even if it's a hallucination, the brain is constructing a geometrically accurate, egocentrically rotated 3D scene of the room from a vantage point it has never physically occupied. This requires integrated knowledge of the room's layout and the body's position within it, all rendered into a coherent, panoramic "view" without using the optic nerves.

Example: A patient under anesthesia has an OBE and later accurately describes the surgical tools used and a specific conversation among the staff. The hard problem isn't just about hearing (which could be auditory processing while semi-conscious). It's: How did their brain generate the visual scene of the operating theatre from a point near the ceiling, including the top of the surgeon's head and the layout of equipment, without visual input? It suggests either an inexplicable, high-fidelity internal simulation or a literal displacement of the perceptive locus—neither of which fits current neurobiology. Hard Problem of Out-Of-Body Experiences (OBEs).

by Nammugal January 24, 2026

obesecheese

That accumulation of smelly nasty funk found under the fat rolls of an overweight person.

If you smell something fucking gross while being next to a really fat person its probably their obesecheese.

by jpg3 July 24, 2011

obese wallet

Referring to a wallet filled with tons of cash. West coast rapper Sayef Aranki aka Analyst founded the term. He's said to have first used the term in one of his tracks entitled "Victory Freestyle."

Victory Freestyle: "I stay starvin' thats the way I keep my wallet obese"

Term used in sentence: "Yea I'm slim, but I got an obese wallet"

by Marc Soto January 9, 2008

obesitron

Someone so fat, it's like they're a superhero whose super power is to be ridiculously fat.

Don't look now, but there's an obesitron behind you.

by Madfwef March 22, 2011

obese nigger

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover

by Obese nigger May 26, 2018

Major League Obeseball

The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.

Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.

by SHLA October 8, 2013