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obesity

for obesity see; Sharon Muxworthy
by filfy1988 January 13, 2009
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obeciety

man that gurl needs to go live in an obeciety with the other whales!
by Shandelous May 3, 2005
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Obesity

No one wants to rape the obesity lady
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vaginal obesity

Used to describe the "pouch" a middle-aged woman grows between her belly-button and vagina. Usually results from childbirth.
Schuyler: What's that bubble under that lady's fanny-pack?
Nate: Vaginal obesity.
by Dwayne Carter February 8, 2007
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Obesity Cakes

A stack of pancakes doused in about a pint of syrup and covered in butter, usually consumed for breakfast.
Man, I really need to sleep off those obesity cakes I ate at the pancake house.
by Easy P March 18, 2004
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land of morbid obesity

Most of America, especially the south, denoted by lack of bike lanes/sidewalks and a pleuthera of fast food shit holes, not so much in places where there are mountains, nice beaches, and walking cities (like New York)
every time i go to the land of morbid obesity I see my health insurance rates skyrocketing
by Paul S.W. November 16, 2006
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Obesity Scale

The JL Obesity Scale (thx John)

Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls

Category 2: Obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless

Category 3: The first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods

Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over.

Category 5: One of the top 15 most obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.

Category 6: The most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness
Hey guys sorry to interupt your flight but we have to make room in the isles for the category 6.
by A-Mac, JL November 11, 2004
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