“Deborah, you will not believe what derogatory phrase a group of snowflakes said to me today.”
“What did those
lazy millennials say, Gary?”
“Well, as usual, they were complaining about being in debt because of
college. So in response, I told them they wouldn’t be in so much debt if they got off those god damn phones. Then, they proceeded to say ‘ok boomer.’”
“THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS! You
better have threatened to call the police on them, Gary! The ladies in my book club say that’
s the equivalent of saying the n-word.”