Nyctophilia 

The feeling of being BATMAN
You're definitely BATMAN

Doc said I'm having nyctophilia just so my parents don't know I'm BATMAN

Nyctophilia by Himself01 February 10, 2024

necrophilia 

Someone who is sexually attracted to dead bodies/corpses.

Me: Dude, do you actually have necrophilia?
Him: Yeah.
Me: So you would get aroused when you see a dead body?
Him: Mhm.
Me: Bruhh, deadass?
Him: WHERE?

necrophilia by Isaiahranoutofusernames April 3, 2021

necrophilia 

Another reason to get cremated when you die.

Necrophilia, huh? Well, I guess it's cool if your into that sort of thing.

GUY 1: Okay, man. If I die first, you can eat me for nourishment. You have my permission.
GUY 2: I can eat you?
GUY 1: Yeah, sure.
GUY 2: Um, okay. But can I also... you know... fffffff...
GUY 1: ...
GUY 2: Never mind.

necrophilia by Arutunian August 5, 2012

Industry Necrophiliac 

a. The glorification and/or the inflation of the image of a popular musician who is deceased or a posthumous music release.
b. The act of metaphorically sucking/riding the dick of a deceased musician.

"I think Jon is an Industry Necrophiliac, because his favorite rappers are Juice WRLD and XXXTentacion."

Industry Necrophiliac by 3³ January 8, 2021

necrophilia 

What possible reason could you have for looking this up?

Necrophilia? Your mom worries about you.

necrophilia by R.Volcano September 16, 2008

Nyctophobia 

Fear of night time or darkness.

I suffer from nyctophobia, so i sleep with a night light

Nyctophobia by PsychoScribblez August 24, 2008

Early onset necrophilia 

When the elderly have sex, pushing apart a grilled cheese sandwich with a loose sausage you found in the back of the freezer.

I walked into great aunt Bessie's room and her and uncle Boris were going at it, 19 to the dozen. The doctor said it's 'early onset necrophilia' and prescribed me some eye bleach.

Early onset necrophilia by Pork Almighty June 17, 2016