Naversation

Having a conversation with the woman voice coming from your GPS navigation system, usually while driving a long distance alone.

Friend 1: "You must have been super bored driving all that way by yourself."

Friend 2: " Nah, I had a great naversation with the Garmin GPS lady."

by Graphikrtist April 27, 2009

Canned-versation

A canned-versation is a conversation, usually kept very short, that mostly exists of 'canned' phrases and typical questions & responses.

Example of a canned-versation:

hi, how are you ?

good

how are you ?

good

... good

work?

good

yours

good

and the family?

goood

and y..

they good too!.

the weather's great

yes

very sunny now

indeed

it's good

good

okay, well see you

yep, see you around

by Cogari June 19, 2009

nonversation

When two people are speaking but neither side of the conversation has anything to do with the other.

Typical nonversation:
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."

by airplayne December 25, 2010

Nonversation

A conversation where tons is said but no one actually speaks.

"I had and awesome goodbye with Travis yesterday. He gave me his computer and then we had one of those good solid man moment where everything gets said but no one's talking. I call it a nonversation."
-Bobby from Cougar Town

by Lenny24 October 1, 2010

Nonversation

A nonversation is simply a conversation with someone who you do not wish to talk with, therefore using as many one word answers as possible, hoping that they get the hint.

Librarian: So hav you read many books this year?
Schoolboy: Uhmm....No
Librarian: Oh...did you at least finish that book set for your school project?
Schoolboy: Ye
Librarian: Did it take you long?
Schoolboy: about a week......i gtg (runs really fast in opposite direction)

Schoolboy: Man...that was the worst nonversation i evr had!
Friend: Really i find the librarian really nice to talk with
(all other kids stare)

by George_ME January 20, 2008

Nodversation

A one-sided conversation in which one party wishes the other to smile and nod, but not to bother contributing anything more substantial than the occasion "uh huh" or "really." The speaking party might as well be conversing with a pole or trash bin, but likes the reassurance of the presence of a breathing organism Similar to a nonversation, it is a conversation that is not really going anywhere.

"That girl is so self-absorbed. Every time I see her, she tries to pull me into a nodversation, during which I am bombarded with the mundane drama of her not-so-interesting dating life."

by knitswithrocks October 1, 2010

unversation

conversation about nothing

seinfeld episode #1
jerry talks to george about which button should be done up...

by andrew January 30, 2004