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nutshoved

To receive (or give) an extreme uppercut, similar to a falcon punch, directly into the ballsack and ending up with either one or both testicles lodged up within the abdomen. The reversal of this process could take days or even weeks, all dependent on how big the nutshovers biceps were. Until the said testicles descend, the victim in a constant condition that is a.k.a NUTSHOVED.
Nadsack: Dude, u still nutshoved?

Matt: Yeah... B nutshoved me a week ago.

Nadsack: I wanna get nutshoved too!
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009
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Nut Shot

A very painful hit to the balls on men that normally takes them to the ground. Even though, it should never be used and is very unhonorable. If you are a guy and do this to another guy you will have broken the worst law of the bro-code and shall be punished to death.
"Omg that nut shot hurt so bad!"
by Kord ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 3, 2020
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Nut shot

Dumb **** 7th graders that think its funny to make gangs to hit people in the nuts;proper use: after punching nuts say Nut Shot
Kid#1:Nut Shot!!!!
Jack:Oh ****
Kid#1**** Yah
Jack:(squirming gonig saving private ryan)My balls....My balls
by never caught May 6, 2009
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you on some nutshit

People who act stupid or dumb for no good reason.
"Bro Arlin you on some nutshit today."
by WILCOCKS February 2, 2017
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Double Nut Shot

I double nut shotted on Janis and Janet
by Swiffer Wet Jet April 6, 2020
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Nut-Shot Hernia Repair

A method of repairing an inguinal hernia in which the surgeon kicks the patient in the junk with such force and skill that the hernia is permanently repaired. The repair does not require anesthesia but the patient is generally in a coma for 6 to 8 months after the procedure. Also, for family planning sake, the patient is encouraged to save some "specimen" if they want and/or need to procreate.
The "Nut-Shot Hernia Repair" will be the ideal method of repairing this trauma patient's hernia.

Should we let him deposit a semen sample before the repair?

No, he's a trauma patient.
by BAMF MD May 21, 2011
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nutshit

The act of completely and utterly unleashing one's insanity upon an enemy, most commonly while wielding either a battle axe or a guitar.
"Tim's roommate broke his favorite CD, so he went completely nutshit on him and chopped him to bits with his axe."
by Adam Crow June 27, 2009
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