nutclear bomb

When you fart while sitting at just the right angle that builds up pressure that is then forced to your nut sack then slapping them violently leaving behind nutclear radiation

Ow fuck I just released a nutclear bomb my poor balls

by Cheez-It-God December 22, 2016

nutflex

A display of macho posturing. Most often perpetrated by an individual of the lowest testicular caliber.

"Check out that fucker with the napoleon complex working the nutflex on the bouncer....what a douche."

by Vulva Hammer September 22, 2010

NutLeg

Where someone, specifically someone called Callum, nuts so hard that their leg cramps.

"Callums nutleg was extreme on the way to tesco."

by emojisrcool69 January 17, 2018

Fuzzy nurdles

A good, loving or loved feeling associated with someone or something;
A warm, happy feeling associated with a hug or similar shown affection.

"You give me fuzzy nurdles when you do that" - "The kittens were so cute, I got fuzzy nurdles when they snuggled up to me"

by K H July 25, 2008

Nutler

A butler that deals predominantly with 'nut'. This ranges from on demand wristys to 24/7 blowies. Most nutlers will consume almost every nut.

My Nutler never misses the cance to slup down a good nut. I don't know what I'd do without a reliable full time Nutler...

by Fiegs July 7, 2016

Nuddle

A naked cuddle; combined= nuddle

why cuddle when you can nuddle?

by Brittany Krueger February 24, 2008

nutlet

1) a small nut
2) a quick and dirty male orgasm

1) i kicked him in the nutlets.
2) we didn't have time to make love, so i just busted a nutlet

by ocmarts December 14, 2008