Conspiracy Nutjob

A "conspiracy theorist" who will believe anything without a second thought, even if it is not based in reality whatsoever.

Will especially believe in any fake conspiracies if you attach some sort of "demonic" or "Satanic" correlation to the "theory", since most of these nutjobs tend to be from/of some sort of christian faith.

They are the worst kind of sheep; since they think they are not sheep, while still being sheep.

Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "OMG TEH WORLD IS RULED BY TEH DEVIL WORSHIIPIN PPLZ."

Conspiracy Nutjob #2: "I KNOW, AND THEY TOTALLY SACRIFICE PPLZ AT THIS BEHEMAN GROVE PLACE."

Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "ONOS!"

by TheRainbowSerpent June 13, 2013

Nutjob Mcgee

A crazy person who says the strangest things whom you can't really tell is just trying too hard to be edgy or is genuinely a lunatic

Joachim was such a Nutjob Mcgee, he would tell his friends there were fairies in his brain and laughed before he began talking about the Zionist conspiracy

by Emperor Kallgor Skullthrone July 2, 2020

nutjobocracy

Noun: The class of people in positions of power who have completely delusional ideas about the political system in this country, make claims that completely contradict the claims they made last week, and think the rest of us want to hear them.

Rush Limbaugh decided to spread his delusions to the members of the nutjobocracy who listen to him.

by Sinergy July 24, 2009

Nutboy

A male who is at the beck and call of either a boss or male friend. "Damn you see Tony, He is Bob's Nutboy"......( as in attached to his nut)

Guy who tries to be favored over other workers and is acting as a nutboy

by realtalk66 June 24, 2013

nutgobbler

A.) One who places a person's testicles in his or her mouth for the soul purpose of inflicting physical and emotional pain.

B.) A South Park character.

C.) A whore who sucks big balls.

D.) Any person who has ever been called one of the following: Louis, Ben, or Joey.

Man, you're such a nutgobbler. You practically bit them off!

by Nutgobbler III May 21, 2006

Nutjob

To suck on a mans nuts and penis to where he "busts his nuts"

"Hey Suzie did you give Tommy a nutjob last night"
"Ya Sally! I was so good he creamed me everywhere!"

by Thedilemmashere February 24, 2015

notbob

A pleasant fellow called Rob or Robert who absolutely hates being called "Bob" mainly because his name begins with "R", not "B"

Yes, it's just another mundane day in NotBob's office...

by NotBob562 March 7, 2009