nut muffin

a word literally meaning to be a complete fucktard and is a lesser form of a turd nut

j00 f00, j00 4r3 4 nut muffin!

by +3h l33t |<r|_|3 May 21, 2003

banana nut muffin

a blend of genders, so to say chicks with dicks...banana nut(hinting at...well that's obvious) + muffin(hinting towards having a "muff" aka vagina)

I woke up after a night of heavy drinking and asked the mistake next to me for some breakfast and she showed me her banana nut muffin.

by Elliot the Dragon December 16, 2008

nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.

Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM

by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018

nut muffin

A cinnamin bun that has alot of icing on top to wear to wear it almost resembles nut.

My friend was putting the icing on the cinnamin buns and he made them all look like nut muffins!

Sometimes at lunch when I get a sweet-tooth and im hungry all I crave is a nut muffin

by chaz ford May 2, 2007

Banana nut muffin

The act of removing a penis from a girls vagina prior to ejaculation.

John: Did you banana nut muffin Laura last night.
Jim: Hell yea.

by Whatwat October 22, 2016

Banana nut muffin

A type of food growing in small ponds to feed small fish

The small catfish couldn't eat the wieners, so they had to survive on banana nut muffins.

by Kehoneycutt February 28, 2020

Nutmuffin

the total complete opposite of a stud-muffin

Chads such a nutmuffin

by Connor November 4, 2003