Nump

When you accidentally nap in the middle of taking a dump

Bro : "Dude I just had the best nump!"
Dude: "The best WHAT!?"
Bro: "NUMP! I worked a 10 hour shift and ate Taco Bell on the way home, then fell asleep on the toilet. Let's rage!"

by Zappbrito April 19, 2018

Nump

1. To approach a stranger and slowly rotate your hips while crossing your arms across your chest in a mummy-like fashion and yelping "Nump!" in a high-pitched voice. Inspired by the two legends, Butch and Mummy fart.

2. The act of numping.

"Dude, let's go nump the shit outta that fuck!"

by NumetalFag July 9, 2009

Nump

That awful moment when you take a dump and some of the toilet water splashes up and hits your butt.

Ah gross I just had a nump!

by Agentm April 3, 2006

Head numping

When you nibble on the tip of the penis

I love head numping my buddy Frank

by Franks friend January 16, 2022

Nump King

One who's life revolves around Counter-Stike. He will play the game endlessly, talk using the nerdish CS terms and go to an internet cafe or online game place 24/7 to hone his completely useless skills.

Rob: "Ten bucks sez that freak is a Nump King"

Todd: "Your on, I still think he's a just a wollow noob prince"

by JONBOY June 11, 2003

NUMP/NUWT

Obnoxious party-invite acronyms, as in No Ugly Men, Please/No Ugly Women, Thanks.

Hope you can make it tomorrow night. Remember, NUMP/NUWT.

by moi October 15, 2003

Nump

The act of getting one tapped by a Terror Bird in ark survival evolved.

“Fuck dude that Terror Bird just numped me”

by Conman87 July 14, 2021