Bro : "Dude I just had the best nump!"
Dude: "The best WHAT!?"
Bro: "NUMP! I worked a 10 hour shift and ate Taco Bell on the way home, then fell asleep on the toilet. Let's rage!"
Dude: "The best WHAT!?"
Bro: "NUMP! I worked a 10 hour shift and ate Taco Bell on the way home, then fell asleep on the toilet. Let's rage!"
by Zappbrito September 3, 2017
1. To approach a stranger and slowly rotate your hips while crossing your arms across your chest in a mummy-like fashion and yelping "Nump!" in a high-pitched voice. Inspired by the two legends, Butch and Mummy fart.
2. The act of numping.
2. The act of numping.
by NumetalFag July 10, 2009
by Agentm February 15, 2006
by Franks friend January 16, 2022
One who's life revolves around Counter-Stike. He will play the game endlessly, talk using the nerdish CS terms and go to an internet cafe or online game place 24/7 to hone his completely useless skills.
Rob: "Ten bucks sez that freak is a Nump King"
Todd: "Your on, I still think he's a just a wollow noob prince"
Todd: "Your on, I still think he's a just a wollow noob prince"
by JONBOY June 11, 2003
by moi October 16, 2003
The act of grazing around in the grass aimlessly with your face down, ignoring all reality other than your own self-interests in the nomadic lifestyle of a wild brisket. Numpers often show no interest in other life forms, as it has been pondered by many that numpers are not from the world and quite possibly be higher forms of intelligence posing as simple terrestrial beasts.
That dog was just numping around in the grass during the party, he didnt even look up when the other dogs came out.
by dangsway October 29, 2020