Numpty Muffin

A term used to hate on French people and walk all over them we all hate you BaldBoyHalo

You’re such a numpty muffing A6d

by Skepeen September 12, 2019

Numpty

A fuckin idiot

Woody was a numpty for misplacing his iPhone at the strip club.

by 1367 November 25, 2012

numby

The leftover particles of cocaine after you snort a line, that are rubbed on the gums.

Some powder just flew up my nose, where's my mother fuckin' numby dickwad?

by Cody March 20, 2005

numpty

A person who never has or never will have a f*ing clue what he is doing

Bobby Gould

by Nested One October 14, 2003

numptyesque

Adjective. Something that is like a numpty

Bob was a very numptyesque fellow.

by Anonimous moose September 23, 2008

numpty diver

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.

"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."

by Bellenda January 17, 2008

numpty

An idiot, a silly person

"You're going to look like a right numpty."

by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002