Number 9

1. A person who is an overly fat mess of outrageous proportions

2. Eating a shit ton of fast food in one sitting or eating at several different fast food restaurants in one day.

Everyone knows a number 9 and if they say they don't then chances are that they in fact are a number 9 and they should accept it and move on with life.

by Max Guam, Smitty, Shesh January 13, 2008

Pump Number 9

The furthest pump from the building (along with 10), commonly where most people park to steal from inside Gas Stations so cameras cannot see license plates.

Ice T joked he was robbed at pump number 9, referring to gas prices going up.

by Scientismo March 24, 2022

customer number 9

Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.

Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.

by Mark Cole April 9, 2008

Do a number 9

When you suck your own peen. An alternative way to saying “go fuck yourself”

Tom: “Do a number 9. “
Jerry: “Fuck you too, man”

by Lord toadperson October 10, 2021

engine number 9

Totally amazing song by the Deftones which you listen to if some chav is pissing you off or you wanna drown out whiney emo kids

'Hey, engine number 9 is quality, and some kid listening to taking back sunday just walked by, turn up the Deftones'

by robj22 June 30, 2005

situation number 9

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.

Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.

by pjargon July 21, 2020

number 9 sucks

Number nine is the worst number in the history of numbers JUST SAYING

ITS ALL ABOUT NUMBER 8 ;) <3

STANDING for the best hockey player ever. :) :D

ALEXANDER OVECHKIN

Stephanie : Number 8 is the best number ever.
Jade: No number 9 is the best
Stephanie:No, number 8 is the Best and number 9 sucks

by sugarlipps8888888 August 14, 2010