What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.
I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!
My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!
My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!
by MiTuCents February 6, 2012
Get the Shoot Me Nowmug. by Canadastani June 4, 2019
Get the It's Above Me Nowmug. at the end of a statement you say this to make the person you're talking to feel like a loser. orrrrr, (if you don't like hurting people's feelings) you say this at the end of a statement when something really good happens to you.
cory: yo check out my nike dunks i just bought last week.
derrick: yea man, those are cool... but check out my cool grey jordans11 that i got yesterday ...look at me now!
student: mrs. kindergarten teacher, remember when you told me that i'd be cleaning floors at mcdonalds when i grow up? pwaaahaaa, i'm the ceo of my OWN mcdonalds now shawty ...look at me now!
derrick: yea man, those are cool... but check out my cool grey jordans11 that i got yesterday ...look at me now!
student: mrs. kindergarten teacher, remember when you told me that i'd be cleaning floors at mcdonalds when i grow up? pwaaahaaa, i'm the ceo of my OWN mcdonalds now shawty ...look at me now!
by takemeaway_09 June 19, 2011
Get the ...look at me now!mug. by boobs June 1, 2003
Get the fuck me nowmug. by Beebs M October 30, 2010
Get the bed me nowmug. by Pa-Chinkoo August 20, 2011
Get the kill me nowmug. by hahahlolnowwatchmeboy April 19, 2018
Get the now watch me boymug.