A romance novel that contains drawn-out and very descriptive sex scenes. Mainly geared towards women, these novels are often corny, cheap, paperback-bound, and sold in drugstores and supermarkets.
"This crotch novel is mushier than the oatmeal I had for breakfast... But I still want to find out if Francesca marries Roberto or runs off with Don Juan..." *keeps reading*
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these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.
these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.
by mkgeezy October 28, 2009
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Ever since finishing 'Cloud Splitter' by Russel Banks, I just can't seem to shake this Post Novel Depression.
I almost turned the tv on, maybe I have Post Novel Depression?
The doctor prescribed 'Barnes and Nobel' for my Post Novel Depression.
I almost turned the tv on, maybe I have Post Novel Depression?
The doctor prescribed 'Barnes and Nobel' for my Post Novel Depression.
by Lance H. Johnson June 6, 2010
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The Streets: An LP Novel is the world's first LP novel. The tone is set with the opening paragraph: Back in the day, Franco told T they were gonna take this trip. Hop the Turnpike straight outta Jersey. Fill up on Philly cheesesteaks. Run the Rocky stairs. Blaze through the dirty dirty. Push a hunid thirty thirty. Refuel at a bodega in Talladega. See the city serenade that is a Nawlins jazz parade. Next to West Texas...
by TJ Ventura June 4, 2018
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girl 1: 'hey you look down'
girl 2: 'yeh i just finished this amazing romance novel, now i miss the lovers :'( i think i have post-novel depression'
girl 1: 'err get a life!'
girl 2: 'yeh i just finished this amazing romance novel, now i miss the lovers :'( i think i have post-novel depression'
girl 1: 'err get a life!'
by daisyccc August 17, 2007
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But frisbee is a brand name, so it should be described as a novelty flying disc. Can be abrieviated to NFD. Novelty flying disc has become a well used phrase is many parts of the UK. Originally from an episode of the simpsons.
But frisbee is a brand name, so it should be described as a novelty flying disc. Can be abrieviated to NFD. Novelty flying disc has become a well used phrase is many parts of the UK. Originally from an episode of the simpsons.
by Fossy239 June 13, 2007
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