nouche

what your friends call an unoriginal Kiebler Elf named Nick after he cock-blocks them; a combination of Nick and douche; also called "nou-nou"

The nouche says he knows not to mess with badgers, because he's wrestled them.

by Panda-chan December 13, 2008

Nouche

The act of a person having sex with a toliet seat.

Dude, I totally nouched last night!

by Sammie(: June 7, 2010

Nouche

Derogatory term combining noob and douche. Only mildly insulting but makes up for it with annoyance

Dude 1: Why do my edgy Urban Dictionary words never get published
Dude 2: Because you're a fucking nouche

by FuzzyDanglers May 23, 2018

nouche frag

a combination of many insults; douche bag, noob, nouche, fag, asian, and lagzor. douche bag evovled to nouche bag when combined with nube. nouche bag turned into nouche fag for a gay guy. that combined with nouche lag, a noob who lags on xbox live to make nouche flag. and then you call an asian guy nouche frag to make fun of his accent. it also conveniently makes it frag, like a frag grenade. get it?

that gay asian guy sucks at halo and lags so much! what a nouche frag!

by brendantron July 3, 2008

De la nouche

The act of being slick, suave, or sly. May also include, acts which are clever, smooth, or well played.

Pernounced: De-La-Nooch

John: How did Dave pull a girl as hot as her?!
Rob: Because his moves are down right De la nouche

Undercover cop: The drug deal went down without a hitch, I was down right De la nouche.

by Jayweed June 10, 2009

Doob Nouche

Generally a Dick, but can also mean someone that will not smoke weed, or thinks that weed is bad.

'Mate you wanna toke on this?'

'No weed is bad, i'd never smoke that shit'

'You Doob Nouche'

by MC CRIP October 8, 2009

Faar nouche

Slang for "Fair enough" or "I hear ya"

Molly: "I had to give away my kitty, to pay for my debt"

Sally: "Faar Nouche"

by SharaSea April 25, 2023