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lotus notes

A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.

Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.

As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"
Welcome to your new job Sir, here we use Lotus Notes...Sir, why are you running away? Sir...Sir!!!
by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008
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Notser

To run into an island with a ship.
Where did that island come from? Looks like I'm pulling another notser...
by Ironman2140 December 12, 2019
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Notes app apology

An apology that a person (mostly influencers and celebrities) type out on the notes app (more particularly the notes app on an iPhone). They are usually a quick apology so the writer can do damage control if that celebrity or influencer gets canceled or called out for something that is usually controversial. It’s hard to tell if a notes app apology is sincere since they can constructed by ones management, publicist or team. They are commonly uploaded to social media sites such as Twitter and Instagram.
Person: Omg gurl look! James Charles got canceled yet AGAIN!
Person #2: Yes gurlll I also saw that half assed Notes app apology he put out on his Instagram. I’m disgusted.
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NotIsaac

Isaac Gaming,now known as NotIsaac is a Gay Maltese youtuber who is a part of the Lgbtq community ,he posts minecraft videos and is famous for having the worst Sub to view ratio on youtube.
I'm just goofing around 🤪- Notisaac
by Omoro August 9, 2023
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notstanleyuris

the best tiktok account in our whole fandom!!😩

i’m @ssink on tiktok
omg did you know that @notstanleyuris sucked stanley barbers d-
by williambyers May 5, 2021
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Notti Osama

Notti Osama (Ethan Reyes) was a 14 year old New York Drill rapper born in the Bronx. He was apart of the OY/OGz gang in the Bronx, where he joined his brother DD Osama in rapping and dissing their opps.

Notti Osama was stabbed after he got into a fight with a 15-year-old rival at 3 pm on July 9 at the 137th Street/City College subway station. Osama subsequently passed away at Mount Sinai Morningside Hospital.

Notti’s death itself didn’t attract much attention, but his opps made a music video called “Notti Bop” where they’re shown violently dissing Notti, his friends and relatives. This caused internet outrage with random niggas Notti boppin everywhere, and people still diss Notti today.
Notti Boppin
Rest in peace Notti Osama, forever 14”
by SugarHillMindset April 19, 2023
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mad notes

Morris day and the mothafuckin' time !
"That shits the mad notes yo!"
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