Nocturnal liquidation

When you urinate in someone's mouth when they are sleeping.

I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.

by Almighty Money Folk July 4, 2016

Nocturnal Overdrive

When your mind is constantly racing late at night but you're extremely low on energy.

I'm tired as fuck but I can't stop thinking. Fuck Nocturnal Overdrive.

by RariFoag Productions May 12, 2019

Nocturnal

Sleeps during the day, awake at night.

Why is Nash eating fruity pebbles at 3am? Gosh he is so nocturnal

by Ayee55 December 30, 2014

nocturnal mission

When an individual wakes up at nighttime with an unwielding need to poop - the result is a sprint to the toilet where one hopes to make it before defecating in the pyjamas.

I failed my nocturnal mission last night, so I left my jammies in the hamper for you to clean up.

by TimmerOU812 April 23, 2017

Nocturnal Octopus Ninja

A nocturnal octopus, highly trained in the art of being a ninja. Will eat you, if you do not pay it proper respect.

Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.

Tom: Wow...

by VISAGEdeDUNETTE December 21, 2010

nocturnal enuresis

A urological complaint: involuntary urination after the age at which bladder control usually occurs or by immature bullies when excited or provoked.

Dr: "Sorry, but your son has nocturnal enuresis."

Mrs MarillionFan: "Is it serious?"

Dr: "Oh no, madam. It is very, very funny.

by MarillionFan's mum March 27, 2011

nocturnal rainbow

A rainbow that occurs very rarely at night when it rains on a full moon. This is rare because the moon is not as bright as the sun.

-Dude were you looking outside last night.
-No why.
-There was a sick ass nocturnal rainbow, it was really faint tho.

by The Capital-ᙠ August 2, 2016