Sarge

A large shit, or a massive dump or stool.

Dude, after eating granola cereal for breakfast, I had to take a Sarge. It sure did stink!

by Mike Newing (Rutabaga) April 27, 2008

sarging

to go sarging is to go around picking up girls.

last night i went sarging with Tom, i even sarged the 10 in the group by the bar.

by fcuk21 August 14, 2006

Sarge

Another word for a cunt, in polite terms a twat. It is just a general insult

If someone does something to annoy you, you may call them a sarge

by Ed Weatherall October 24, 2005

sarge

The act of going out and approaching people with the sole intention of getting it on with them.

Yo, let's go sarge some hotties!

Man, my sarging life has sucked lately.

Helen's always sarging blondes.

by mindmatter May 29, 2005

Sarge

An old man that likes to sniff little boys bicycle seats.

"Sniff, Sniff"

by Xavier Cage December 24, 2003

Sarge

An elderly Jewish lady who takes rectal temperatures at the doctor's office.

The Sarge, she took my temperature man!

by Shred101 April 10, 2010

Sarge

To hit on, flirt with, and manipulate women into sexual consent.

A: "Hey man, where's Joey?"
B: "He's over there trying to sarge"
A: "What a dog."

by That Random October 4, 2012