nostradumbass

Nickname of Aaron Goldhammer, cohost of ESPN Cleveland WKNR's Really Big Show
Ohio State will have a losing record this season according to Nostradumbass
by Uncle Rizzo July 29, 2010
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Nostradumbass

Someone, usually a hippy type, that portrays themselves as a seer of seers a psychic. They are simply put, morons.
Tom thought he had convinced us all about the rise of the Egyptian Empire's return but we all knew quite immediately, he was a Nostradumbass.
by The seer man dude April 27, 2020
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A person who believes they are prophetic, but are really just an uneducated dumbass
President Trump proclaim COVID-19 was a hoax, what a Nostradumbass.
by cbosse86 March 13, 2020
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An idiot who misquotes and/or mixes up Nostradamus' 'predictions'; also, any lunatic 'doomesday' or conspiracy theorist, especially those with access to a microphone or video equipment. (See: Glenn Beck, Jerry Falwell, Rev. Jim Jones).
"OMG!! Glenn Beck just said Arizona's gonna secede from the United States and become a sovereign nation!!" "Whoa, CHILL OUT dude; Nostradumbass doesn't know what the hell he's talking about."
by BoiseBoltfan May 15, 2010
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Nostradumbass

He has the amazing ability to see up his own butt.
Yup he can just pop his head up in there and take a look all around.
see also head-up-ass-itus
some idiot: it's 4:00 right now and in a half hour it'll be 4:30
me: Wow Nostradumbass , did you figure that out all on your own by sticking your head up your own butt and looking around?
by hey Holmes December 28, 2005
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Someone who knows that what they are about to do is going to turn out horrible but they do it anyway.
I'm gonna let my roommate borrow my truck this weekend. I'm such a Nostradumbass.
by hnycutt December 19, 2016
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