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You can always tell a Norwegian, but you can't tell them much
by brahmabull May 17, 2007
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Home of my ancestors, and also home to a town with the same surname as me.

This place rocks, its cold, and also cool, unlike..say...Jamaica which is hot and also cool.
Norway is home to a town called Kyte. Go there and hail in the ancient origin of me.
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Norway has the best fish in the world
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A word used when you are asked about directions
- Should I take this road og this?
- It`s norway. Take the path over there
by Skan June 29, 2006
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Prosperous country which would be in deep shit without their precious oil.

Also, Norway's winters are not really cold at coast (well, by american standards maybe). Even in some parts of norwegian lapland (far north) there are areas where temperatures hardly go usually below freezing in winter.

Home of the filthy vikings who ravaged europe for centuries.

But, a beautiful country.
The state of Norway has saved over 100 billion US dollars from the oil earnings.

Vikings destroyed and pillaged towns and villages, raped women, and killed people. sarcasm How awesome, you should be so proud of yourselves. /sarcasm
by blargen August 14, 2006
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The country that lasted longer than France in WWII
62 days. Norway lasted 62 days. 16 more than France.
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A place where you can get hotdogs wrapped in bacon at the 7/11, something I can't believe hasn't appeared all over America yet.

A place where 90% of the people are extremely attractive, and obese people are hard to find.

A place that will cost you an arm and a leg to visit because of the extremely high standard of living Norwegians enjoy - due in part to the country's massive oil reserves.

The best place in the world to live, according to the UN.
Damn, that bacon dog was delicious! Too bad it cost me 50 Krones and now I can't afford to take the trikk back into town!
by kwirk June 09, 2005
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