The nonprofit organization that provides the vast majority of psychotherapy for the psychopaths in the Hazleton PA area. The majority of it's patients never get better.
nutty fuck 1: I need some pussy. And I need it fast.

nutty fuck 2: Don't you buttfuck your girlfriend, so she doesn't get pregnant? That's why you need pussy so bad. Asshole is no substitute.

nutty fuck 1: The doctor up a Northeast Counseling told me to either cut my balls off or fudge pack her ass. The last option seems less painful.

nutty fuck 2: To you, that is.
by Hazletard-in-Chief August 14, 2011
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A phrase used to 'represent' persons living on the East side of the North side.. or on the North side of the East side.
Man 1: Yo, you one of those East side, bitches? If so, I'm fixing to bust a couple of caps in yo ass.

Man 2: Nah, man. Northeast side here, all the way.

Man 1: Hmm.. I guess that's cool then.
by Emeraldmind December 29, 2011
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Ohio is halved much like in respect to New Jersey (Northeast Ohio is like North Jersey and the rest like the more country like South)

Perkins and diners are where we go at about 12-2 AM and are commonly found. Most of the businesses are run by the mafia who are more like local celebrities and everybody knows "somebody". AND YES MOTHERFUCKER WE SAY POP. NE OH is full of places that are fuckin hardcore Youngstown aka Yompton aka THE murder captial, Cleveland (St.Clair), Akron, and Warren. The majority of people here are of Italian or Eastern European ancestry.

Also yes we are home to some of the most disappointing teams in sports (except the Buckeyes which we all love- you are not from Ohio if you don't like them).
Interesting fact: Northeastern sports fans are divided in many aspects( in baseball some like the Yankees and football some like the Steelers)
Most well known for: Lebron James, sweet house parties, and Ohio State Highway Patrol (Statees, sometimes called nazis by locals)
Person from southern Ohio: Yer frem Ohia? (southern Ohio/ West Virginian accent)

Me: I grew up in Youngstown in Northeast Ohio.

Person from southern Ohio: oh... (steps back, doesnt make eye contact)
by YoAndro August 11, 2007
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Region of Texas which has more in common with Louisiana, Arkansas, and Mississippi. Some people call it a "wasteland", but its actually a peaceful and beautiful part of the state. Main cities are Longview and Tyler.
Man, I'm tired of Dallas, let's move to Northeast Texas.
by Andrew Bunn November 29, 2007
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the alabama of the northeast is the nickname given to central PA. members of the media from outside of the state percieve pennsylvania as a 'swing state'- one that could go either left or right politically. this is far from true. PA is actually a state that his 2 distinct regions. on the two ends of the state you have the urbanized areas, which are traditionally moderatally liberal. this includes philly, allentown, scranton-wilkes barre in the east and pittsburgh and erie in the west. these (good) parts of PA are generally a mix of center-right 'union democrats' and true northeastern liberals. however, central PA is by far the most conservative area in the Northeastern US. this area is called an 'alabama' because it's known for having a lot of rednecks (due to the fact that this is part of appalachia).
central PA is the alabama of the northeast. damn, there are a lot of rednecks in that region.
by Eye In The Sky June 23, 2006
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The Home of Believeland. The Home of Lake County, a place of Mutants, Myths, Legends, and Lore.
Person 1: Which way to Northeast Ohio?
Person 2: Not today, Officer.
by RyanFNation September 25, 2018
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A place that got 2 sides the nice side above Rhawn n the shitty side below It.
I can't believe Lawncrest and Somerton are both Northeast Philly.
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