norton campbell

My cute husband. Also a character in the mobile game Identity V who throws magnets. He can attract and repel the hunter with his magnets.

“Oh look! It’s Norton Campbell throwing his magnets again!”

by Pizzas_shamrockperson June 26, 2020

Nordon

It literally means goddess of wealth in Tibetan language.
It's used as a name in Tibetan.

She is known as the Nordon of their family.

by Edwin Lordz January 13, 2020

Midsomer Norton

A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)

Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy

by Midsomer Norton man June 14, 2018

notions

Being up yourself or thinking you're above/better than everyone else. A descriptor of someone you may know who has now gotten ideas or behaviours that would have previously been believed to be above their station.

"Did you see Sorcha's picture on Facebook? CAVIAR?! Absolute notions. And she from Ballybackarseofnowhere? Was far from Caviar she was raised."

by mmuty April 24, 2018

jim norton

A Black Sabbath loving, hilarious, pale, meaty-breasted individual with no-chin who never is one to turn down a Cleveland Steamer. For further reference, see eatabullet/dot/com
See also: Jimmy Robinson and Opie and Anthony

If Jim Norton received a hummer from a transvestite, then why can't I?

by Don February 18, 2005

Norine

Norine is a girl that makes you laugh likes there is no tomorrow. She got mad good brows and she don't even try. Her favorite phrase is "I told you so". She's smart and she isn't afraid to admit it. If you have a Norine, make sure you tell her how much you love her, it is too easy to lose a Norine. Norine has a weird sense of humor, she finds Will Smith funny, and jokes about food. She is a meme master. She is a natural born leader. Norine is loyal. She cheers up her friends, and shes never scared to share her opinion about anything. Norine doesn't know how beautiful she really is. You are lucky if you have a Norine.

Norine is a friggin legend bro.

by lilchunkymonkey February 26, 2018

Norton Antivirus

a piece of fucking ballsucking ass raping butt licking vagina smelling piece of dog anus penitrating narwald ass fingering piece of shit that does nothing and warns of viruses that cannot be ridden.

Norton Antivirus Finished scanning my computer. "Found 7 Viruses"
To get rid of them upgrade to pro
..
Worst piece of ass licking cunt fucking shit.

by Mr.Anonymouz June 18, 2011