noped

Noun: A moped that doesn't go.

My moped is buggered - it's a noped.

by Fishyrich April 28, 2015

dick-noser

a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.

Hey dick-noser, why don't you take a full step back out of my face when you're talking to me

by acritter June 25, 2020

Nopro

The polite response to 'you're welcome' in the same way that 'you're welcome' is the polite response to 'thank you'.

Nopro is also a phrase commonly used to fill in the awkward silence after someone says 'you're welcome'.

Alex complimented my singing, and after I thanked him and he replied 'you're welcome', neither of us knew how to continue the conversation, so I said 'nopro'.

Alex: I really enjoyed your performance, I think you have a lovely voice.

Me: Thank you!

Alex: You're welcome.

Me: Nopro.

by JJJake May 24, 2022

nope rope

n. a snake

"I'm not going anywhere near those fucking nope ropes dude those scare the crap out of me."

- Indiana Jones (paraphrased)

by blackfox026 November 7, 2016

Nope train

The nope train is a train you take when you see something that scares or extremely disturbs you. When things like this happen you simply say: "that you are taking that nope train".

Person:" hey, is that a spider on you"
Me:" nope,nope taking that nope train to nope land!"

by Randybutternubs October 11, 2014

brown-noser

a person who tries to please (esp. one's boss) so much that their nose turns brown from kissing their ass.

That brown-noser got my f#@king promotion!

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

noped the fuck out

Leaving when you don't even want to TRY to handle the situation.

I was walking along at night, when I noticed someone down the street who seemed to be dancing, like waltzing. As I watched, he danced closer, and closer, and closer. I looked away for a second or two to see if anyone else was around, and when I looked back, he had crossed the street to my side, and then crouched down. And then he stopped. I noticed that he had this terrifying cartoon smile on his face. I passed him, being vigilant. He continued to dance away from me in the other direction. He got fairly far away and I started to feel better.

And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.

by happycookie August 21, 2013