ploog noog

Someone who has over indulged

I feel like a big fat Ploog Noog.
Have a look at you ya bloody Ploog Noog

by Tgreig September 23, 2017

noogie

A painful sensation caused by the rubbing of knuckle, fist, or hand to ones head. Generally causing hair displacement and mild cursing.

"Oh man, National Noogie Week is coming up! I'd better run so Sarah doesn't catch me in the middle of her mad noogie spree. Otherwise mass destruction of my hair follicles and/or scalp will occur!"

by Rocked_Socks January 14, 2004

noobskates

First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie). + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.

EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobskates."

SPECIFIC USE:

"NSA is the biggest noobskates I have ever met."

by -Kizuel- March 22, 2008

FIRST! NOOBS!

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.

FIRST! NOOBS!

by FakePriest August 24, 2010

noogler

a new Google employee

It feels good to be a noogler!!

by MSL May 23, 2006

Nogstipation

A type of constipation, the medical condition which results when Nogtard gorges himself on Sargent's apple pies and Hill biscuits. The obese Nogster loves all shitty biscuits and pies and has been known to feast on them for 6 hours at a stretch. The nogstipation can last up to a week. When it comes to an end and the fat retard eventually manages a dump the result can be explosive, not even the toughest porcelain being able to contain a mighty nogdump. Nogtard's legendary dumping exploits result in him getting through an average of 12 bogs per year. Roughly once a month the broken bogs are left in his front garden ready for removal to the nearest Maltby lorry.

Quick, phone the fire brigade, Nogtard's house has just blown up.

Don't panic, its probably Nogtard having a dump. He's had Nogstipation for the last week.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 5, 2009

clitoral noogie

When you are triple knuckling a girl, rubbing back and forth vigorously.

"I got her in bed and gave her the clitoral noogie."

by noahandmeagan January 12, 2015