A conversation that does involves large amounts of nonsense or other randomness. These conversation are generally between two very bored or two very creative teenagers as a way to pass time.
Gadson: Uh, I'm so bored.
Ellie: Lets have a nonversation to pass the time
Gadon: Okay but first i need to make sure that my weasel took its bath.
Ellie: Thats fine. I know weasels hate baths. I heard that pictures of dancing bagels can help.
by BulletToTheEscalator January 23, 2012
Get the nonversation mug.
A conversation in which three or more people are involved in a discussion, but one person (usually the same person) is consistently & completely unheard/ignored.
"I was excited to go out with Topher & our friend Ascott, but when we got back to our apartment, the typical nonversation ensued. I didn't speak for a good five hours, at least. Another disappointing night."
by ProgPrincess November 14, 2009
Get the nonversation mug.
A conversation that does not exist. Meant to be a joke about not wanting to talk to someone.
"Hey Annie, you should go over there and have a nonversation with that creepy girl Brianna."

"Yeah, totally."
by emmawemawoo October 27, 2008
Get the nonversation mug.
The type of conversation held with another person when you really do not wish to talk to them. It consists of short and to the point replies which do not add to the conversation and make it hard for the other person to continue. It is usually to try and convey politely that you do not have the time for this oxygen thief who insists on bothering you.
A typical nonversation goes as follows-

"So how are you today?"
"Okay."
"What have you been up to?"
"Not much."
by Dalek June 2, 2007
Get the Nonversation mug.
A conversation where tons is said but no one actually speaks.
"I had and awesome goodbye with Travis yesterday. He gave me his computer and then we had one of those good solid man moment where everything gets said but no one's talking. I call it a nonversation."
-Bobby from Cougar Town
by Lenny24 September 30, 2010
Get the Nonversation mug.
A nonversation is simply a conversation with someone who you do not wish to talk with, therefore using as many one word answers as possible, hoping that they get the hint.
Librarian: So hav you read many books this year?
Schoolboy: Uhmm....No
Librarian: Oh...did you at least finish that book set for your school project?
Schoolboy: Ye
Librarian: Did it take you long?
Schoolboy: about a week......i gtg (runs really fast in opposite direction)

Schoolboy: Man...that was the worst nonversation i evr had!
Friend: Really i find the librarian really nice to talk with
(all other kids stare)
by George_ME January 20, 2008
Get the Nonversation mug.
To Nonversate
When two or people talk about pointless things and never anything important or "deep".
1) When a group of people talk thoroughly about surreal scenarios that wouldn't ever happen, but the way they talk make it seem plausible and important, like Zombie Survival Plans and What To Do When The Dinosaurs Come Back

2) Jack: So, yes, as we walk up this hill why don't I tell about the different types of clouds?
Jill: Oh you and your Nonversations!
by Chibi88 March 26, 2011
Get the Nonversations mug.