Non sequitur 

A line of reasoning or statement that doesn't logically follow the previous statement.

I have to use the word non sequitur in a sentence. It's about as funny as a whore fucking a retard instead of me. I didn't do that. I will do that. Those two things are not mutually exclusive and is not hypocritical. You're a dumb. You're not a smart. The fact that you have been allow to keep you tongue is something. Not obsessed with anything but having to listen to it every day is going to make raping her and killing it more satisfying than any sex they've had here. She deserves it. It isn't a person. They are going to have it happen to then because the people involved made it the only viable choice. They all deserve it.

Non sequitur by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

Non-Sequitur 

Would you actually think that or are you saying it out of spite? That was rhetoric! You're obviously just saying it out of spite. It's just more something-something non-sequitur from the shit-lib!

Hym "Yep, something-something non-sequitur you LITERALLY can't think anything I haven't already thought for you! THAT is why the determinists think free will doesn't exist. Your limited mind makes it look like NOONE has it but it's just you... Because you're basically retarded in comparison to me. Determinism solved!"

Non-Sequitur by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

borderline non sequitur 

1. A statement that only just succeeds in logically following the statement that came before it.

2. A statement that logically follows the statement that came before it, but to an insignificant degree.

Adi: Cha' it makes sense, twas a borderline non sequitur though. You were quite roundabout in the way you were trying to explain your point. I almost thought you were about to continue that abrupt transition to it's endmost unrelated-ness. Where we would begin exploring a path of some non sequitur, but you just barely somehow inbrought all those tangential thoughts together to explain your point. I'm impressed.

borderline non sequitur by MoribundMurdoch November 3, 2020

Something-Something Non-sequitur 

If he's a genius then he should be able to...

Hym "Something-something non-sequitur Frannie. Something-something non-sequitur. That's what I mean when I say that dummy."

Something-Something Non-sequitur by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

non sequitard 

A chain of logic with ends so remote that to anybody else it seems to be completely unrelated. Like a wiki walk, but through your head, and there's no history.

Example of a non sequitard:

Alice: Hmm... I think Grassy Knoll Dew would be better than Mountain Dew.
<pause>
Bob: Would walruses fight for us in the zombie apocalypse if we gave them buckets?
Bob: Don't even try to figure out how I got there.

non sequitard by an object December 12, 2009

non sexuitur 

A word a phrase uttered during sexy time that has nothing to do with said sexy time with the exception of ruining it.

So this morning my girl and I were all romantic and she gave me one of those real sexy looks followed by a non sexuitur asking about good breakfast places in the 'hood. I hope they were serving sausage because after that I sure as hell wasnt.

non sexuitur by TheRealDerek May 18, 2017

Non Sequiturious

(adj) describing a random statement or conclusion that has nothing to do with the statements made prior to it.

Several family members are discussing what to have for supper: "spaghetti? hot dogs?"
when Bill Doe says, "we should hire rodeo camel trainers to help us uncover the secrets of the Bermuda triangle!!"

His statement does not relate to any of the previous statements, and thus is "Non Sequiturious."

Non Sequiturious by gmogilly March 17, 2010