Norgasm

Falling short of what could have been an orgasmic event. A massively disappointing near-miss....

"but just as her cork's about to pop, mum interrupts. Epic norgasm."

by TossMyCaber April 12, 2013

nomgasmic

When something is really fucking good.

It's nomgasmic!

by Dudemanbroskankmouth December 20, 2010

Norgasmo

A male that can not cause a female to orgasm during sexual intercourse.

"I broke up with my boyfriend after the first time we had sex because he's a norgasmo"

by Adrenaline striker January 3, 2017

Norgasm

n. Intense, semi-erotic, sense of pleasure and excitement experienced or anticipated by a person keenly interested in all things Norwegian when they come close to gaining such an item, or on arriving in Norway. From Norge: name for Norway in Norwegian + Orgasm: sexual climax

Seeing a live performance of Ibsen's Peer Gynt, accompanied by Grieg's incidental music, gave Ingrid a Norgasm.

by Norgasm July 2, 2016

normgasmic

Surpases the greatness of orgasnmic. It is used mostly only in rare situations that are rare.

GOD that chineese food was great, it was normgasmic!

by phage101 December 6, 2007

Norgasm

An orgasm, released by Chuck Norris. It is extremely strong, and releases about 12 gallons of semen.

John: Did you hear about the earthquake in Haiti?

Thomas: They said it was caused by a Norgasm.

by Tommy Two Tuck February 19, 2010

norgasm

The opposite of an orgasm in which the person who is experiencing this event feels extreme dread or disappointment i.e. the replacing of the "Oh yes" with "Oh no".

Fred: You remember that assignment due today that if we don't hand in we fail?

Bill:Oh no! Damm! I left it at home.

Fred: You really are having a norgasm today.

by Bradley K January 1, 2009