nolan

One with extreme passion for dick

look at mike talking to all those dudes over there he's a real nolan

by Dr. 83 July 20, 2017

nolan

a nolan is someone who is gay and fat

hey dude look at that nolan or he is such a nolan

by itsyaboi132 March 4, 2019

nolan

A term used to define a slightly rotund male of caucasian ancestry. A Nolan is often found with odd glasses, greasy dreadlocks, and an awkward sence of fashion. A Nolan can usually be found ripping his bong or eating a lot of food due to the "munchies"

Did you see that dude in the shaggin-waggin?

Ya man, he was such a Nolan

by Zack McCormack November 18, 2007

nolan

adj/n - A modern day white "urcle" and a mooch.

"Hey do you have a smoke?"
"Sheesh, stop acting like a nolan."

by burgerkingsx September 20, 2009

nolan

a guy who know how to hurt a woman. he could be so selfless and cruel.
but on the other hand, he is extremely caring, thoughtful, and is the most beautiful human being on this earth. he know how to have great sex. usually has a small penis! but it gets the job done!

that guy is so hot and a douche. he is such a Nolan

by catcuddles7172 August 30, 2016

Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.

Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!

by The Janmeister October 22, 2013

nolanitis

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.

Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god

by findthecure21 March 21, 2019