nolan

look at mike talking to all those dudes over there he's a real nolan
by Dr. 83 July 21, 2017
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a nolan is someone who is gay and fat
hey dude look at that nolan or he is such a nolan
by itsyaboi132 March 04, 2019
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nolan

A term used to define a slightly rotund male of caucasian ancestry. A Nolan is often found with odd glasses, greasy dreadlocks, and an awkward sence of fashion. A Nolan can usually be found ripping his bong or eating a lot of food due to the "munchies"
Did you see that dude in the shaggin-waggin?

Ya man, he was such a Nolan
by Zack McCormack October 30, 2007
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nolan

adj/n - A modern day white "urcle" and a mooch.
"Hey do you have a smoke?"
"Sheesh, stop acting like a nolan."
by burgerkingsx September 20, 2009
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nolan

a guy who know how to hurt a woman. he could be so selfless and cruel.
but on the other hand, he is extremely caring, thoughtful, and is the most beautiful human being on this earth. he know how to have great sex. usually has a small penis! but it gets the job done!
that guy is so hot and a douche. he is such a Nolan
by catcuddles7172 February 25, 2016
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Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.
Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!
by The Janmeister October 22, 2013
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nolanitis

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god
by findthecure21 March 22, 2019
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