nobelium uranium

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.

12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*

by Foxzes February 26, 2018

nigel farage

a huge cunt who is constantly screbbing

Big ding: Oi mate you hear that {nigel Farage is doing a speech round her
Big dong: Ye famalam ding dong im well mad

by [oE]shockwave July 18, 2019

Noel miller

cody ko’s indian looking mate

legit,cody ko and his mate noel miller are the funniest guys on youtube

by ksi lol. September 11, 2018

noel fielding

an extremely talented cockney ragamuffin comedian with razor sharp timing and the cheekbones to match, noel fielding is one half of the amazing Mighty Boosh (the other half being the fabulous Julian Barratt).

the pointy-faced Noel plays all manner of curious characters in The Mighty Boosh radio, tv and live shows, the main one being Vince Noir; Rock N Roll Star/Goth Fairy/Electro Poof
( a few other examples for ya: an evil green cockney manwitch, a mexican sex-crazed bongo player and a funky transexual merman :D)

Noel is also a celebrated stand-up in his own right, with his surreal and fantastical style enchanting pretty much anyone who has the fortune of seeing him perform.

i think you may be able to tell from the above gushing that he's also a tad gorgeous. actually, make that friggin' HOT. in a pointy way.

:D

"noel fielding has girl hair and wears makeup...why oh why is he still so blummin' attractive?!"

"Vince Noir..........Electro Poof"

"I'm a cockney geezer, watch me bleed yer!"

"I'm Old Greeeeeeegg!"

by parlez April 30, 2006

Noella

Noella is a beautiful, funny, reasonable, smart, adorable, and loving person. She will speak her mind when needed. she can be shy when you first meet her but that wont last long. Noella is a very rare person who you will want forever!

I love Noella!!!!!!

by purplgirl011390 November 25, 2016

noelia

noelia is a nice girl who is also very loyal. she is willing to give anyone even the worst people second chances. she like affection and adventuring but at the same time she wants to lay on the coach all day with someone and eat ice cream for hours on end. she is also smart and beautiful. she makes friends easily and will do anything to make anyone happy.

noelia is nice

i think i’m going to call my friend noelia, oli!

by iloveplantsandpuppies June 25, 2018

Noelani

Noelani is someone you want to hold onto. She is an amazing kisser. She is very very very very very very very Cute!! If you ever get a chance to meet her make sure that you love you her and don't break her and if you ever and i mean ever break her you will literally go to hell burn in a internal flame and be in pain like forever and ever and ever so don't freaking frakin break her or Satan will break you in half Thank you :)

Noelani - The most beautiful person in the whole world

by A noelani lover December 15, 2017