not even wrong

Worse than wrong, being an untestable claim. Originally used by physicist Wolfgang Pauli to criticize pseudoscience even harsher than simple scientific errors:"This is not right. This is not even wrong."

Your theory makes no predictions, comes to no conclusions and is just tons of speculation. It's not even wrong.

by Fluid February 12, 2007

not even ow!

like saying "yeah whatever man" or "whatever dude!". coined by the great kiwi icon jeff da maori...(ow)

Person 1 = You smell like cheese!
Person 2 = Not even ow!

by applefloss April 23, 2009

not even in my dictionary

It's not even come across in mind; not even an option; a new idea presented that was rejected due to it is being incoherent to the person's belief

A : Maybe you can quit your work and simply rely on your parent's fortune
B : Sorry, man. That's not even in my dictionary.

by nopassword June 3, 2016

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

ITS TRUEEEEE rip technoblade o7

it's used by the famous youtuber technoblade rip o7 example: technoblade escapes a near death experience then he'll Say

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES or NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

by Lucky♡♡ July 16, 2022

Not Even Steven

A phrase used to denyor reject something during a dispute or a conversation even though the recipient's name is not necessarily "Steven".

See also not even

Jimmy: "Yo guy, let's get ballin' yo!"
Mike: "Yo Not Even Steven yo! I gotz to go finishing knitting my sweater yo!"

by hydragyrum January 10, 2005

Not Even Once

The phrase refers to an anti-drug ad campaign that revolved around showing pictures of people in ruin with the phrase "Meth: not even once", general implication being that if you do meth even a single time it will suck you in and ruin your life.
The ad took off in the internet and was re-purposed, replacing "meth" with other things (X: not even once), generally meaning that the author of the image thinks that practicing X will lead to no good.

Someone seeing a woman's poorly-thought out tweet concerning a hot button political issue:
- Woman in politics: not even once.

by NKSedya August 6, 2019

not even with your dick

basically the phrase "not even with your dick" is used to stress how completely skanky, disgusting, or generally unattractive a woman is.

Guy 1 "Hey would you screw that dike

Lyndsey Lohan was dating?"

Guy 2 "Hell no... Not even with your dick. That bitch is downright fugly!"

by 1gunfighter1 May 21, 2009