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no w/no double u 

To protect yourself from no u times 2
Friend: ur mum gey lol
You: no u
Friend: no u times 2
Everyone else: OHHHH GET REKT
You: no w/no double u
Friend: *mum gey*
The end all be all of all arguments. Doesn’t have a cool down and will completely annihilate your opponent.
Bob: Hey Jimmy ur mum gay
Jimmy: No u
Bob: *Fucking Dies*
no u by Urmumgaylol1226 February 20, 2018
The ONLY known technique that is able to free you from the almost-inescapable insult, known as, "ur mom gay lol."

How to use this dreadful counter:

1. Bait your (already dead) opponent into using the one hit one kill insult, "ur mom gay lol."

2. Smile! You've already won. Use the "no u" comeback.

3. Watch your opponent die a horrible death. Don't let children watch, as the violence is too much for young minds.
Fortnite player: Hey uhh, wanna play some Fortnite bro?
You: Uhh, dude? Miss me with that gay shit.
Fortnite player: Hah! Ur mom gay lol!
*You smile cruelly, as it's just too easy.*
You: no u... lol
*NANI?!*
*Fortnite player dies an indescribably violent, bloody death.*
no u by TheSpeedOfLight February 24, 2018
The fucking best comeback anyone could say. It is impossible to say things after that apart from no u back.
Worker: Yes, Boss
Boss: You're Fired
Worker: no u
Boss: *leaves workplace*
no u by NiggaThot6969 April 29, 2019
The universal rebuttal to all arguments.
Bob: Canadians are nothing but communists
John: No u
No u by enigmatic January 24, 2003

no u infinity 

The ultimate comeback, stronger than even “no u”. Cannot be countered by any other “no u” or it’s related counterparts.
Steven: ur mom gay lol
John: ur dad lesbian
Steven: no u
John: don’t make me do it
Steven: no balls
John: no u infinity
*Steven implodes into singularity, creating such a strong gravitational force in which he engulfs everyone*