No Mans Land

The sweaty gap in between your sack and crack.

Otherwise known as a gooch.

"My no-mans-land stinks"

by Griff May 25, 2005

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No mans land

That spot between your snail trail and your pubic hair where it hasn't quite met up yet leaving an awkward patch of nothing.

Damn, wish my hair would grow in already. No mans land is looking pretty barren.

by cookiemonst4 January 10, 2015

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No Man's Land

An area of no importance or significance; lost; a forgotten sweaty balmy place; sometimes it stinks

Stu is struggling to sit still in the van, says, "hey Tony, do me a favour, I've a strange feeling in a strange place, will you take a look and let me know what is going on? Barry pipes up and says, "by the way you're shifting around, that'll be your No Man's Land. I've seen it before and it ain't pretty".

by Who_flung_dung October 14, 2015

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No-man's-land

When a guy is at a party and is surrounded/trapped in with a group of women of whom he has no attraction to, nor finds their conversations interesting or relevant to him in any way.

Guy 1: Dude, lets head for a smoke on the deck, I'm stuck in no-man's-land here.

Guy 2:Yeah, I fell sorry for you man. BBW and psycho ex girlfriends never make for good company.

by IBJ August 18, 2012

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No Man's Land

A flat, empty place where nothing exists apart from death. Basically a girl with no boobs.

I took a trip into my girlfriend's No Man's Land last night. It gave me nightmares.

by Joe with a neon trim June 1, 2009

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No man’s land

When a woman is past the age of 40 and is not desired for a marriage or relationship anymore, partly due to the fact that she cannot bear children anymore and they are much younger better options half her age.

“Hey did you see Karen the other day she just turned 42”

“Yep she’s been in no man’s land for 2 years now”

by Finegent August 23, 2022

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