guff

Idle talk or excuses.

Don't give me any of your guff.

by Sista from anotha Mista August 21, 2005

Guff

A stinky fart. Usually a quiet 'parp' sound, rather than a squelchy one.

"Ahh mate, did you just guff? That reeks!"

by McGee88 March 11, 2009

guff

we used to say it in school. a really stinky fart

"i ate so many beans i guffed myself unconscious"

by i can't believe how much i rule June 2, 2004

guff

to fart, to let one go

oh god, somebody just guffed! Was that you? Did you just guff?

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

guff

A North-Eastern Scottish term for English.

Did you hear the Guffs lost to Portugal again?

John? Nah, he's just a big guff.

by Ross McPhyee August 13, 2006

guff

crap, something of little use or value, junk.

Bri, your laptop is a load of guff mate!

by buffer78 June 26, 2009

guff

talking crap

hey why you talking guff

by david January 21, 2004