Father Figure

A non-existent, popular character who is rarely to be seen.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.

Gigachad: My dad is cool.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.

Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.

by anonymous November 15, 2022

Father Figure

Something Twitter users don't have

She uses Twitter, so she doesn't have a Father Figure.

by WinterSkiis December 3, 2021

No father figure

Having a lack of a father figure in your life; being a fatherless child

Child: “Yeah, I’m a Fortnite pro”

Normal human: “You mean you have No father figure”

by TheEndDragon April 16, 2022

Zero Father Figures

When you reply to raptv’s tweets with “YB better” “youngboy would never” “post youngboy” or “don’t care”

wow look at that jobless weirdo that commented yb better under raptv’s reply’s he must have zero father figures

by bigbaddaddy;) May 1, 2021

Father figure

Oh yes please daddy a lil bitta that

‘Litty titty’
‘YeS pleAsE fatHeR fIgUrE’
‘K I n k a y y y’

by UrMommaBigEwIe November 24, 2018

father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019

father figure

Holding ur hand up

U have no bitches and no father figure

by SmileMask August 17, 2022