Banjo

an incredibly pimped out instrument that picks up mad bitches. requires skill to be played and cannot be improved by computers in order to make it sound listenable (like every other type of music).

i was playing my banjo last night and this girl wanted to throw me some brain. so i let her.

by daftdon November 25, 2003

Banjo

A bacon and soft fried egg sandwich served on a barmcake (4" round soft bread roll). Typically served with brown or occasionally red/tomato sauce . As the sandwich is eaten the egg and sauce have a tendency to drip onto the diners shirt, invariably the resulting cleanup operation ,as the diner vigorously wipes their shirt as if playing the Banjo, gives the sandwich its name.

Amo chuckled to himself like a right nob head ,as Kat appeared to audition for a part in Deliverence as she struggled to come to terms with eating her banjo.

by Redamo July 23, 2016

Banjo

The only instrument that you cannot play a sad song on.

Woohooo, sheeit son, ya damn near had meh hwhoopin' and hollain' with that there banjo playin'!

by the_bayest December 21, 2008

banjo

A instrument played by young girls around campfires and sounds good with songs like "somewhere over the rainbow".

sropes: ima go and play ma ukulele and jam out.
jdubs: ummm...i think thats a banjo...
sropes:NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by JDUBS9757 October 8, 2011

Banjo

A blowjob under the table at a Nando's restaurant

Dude, i took sarah for some chicken last night, and got an awesome banjo!

by Lord G-Dawg June 10, 2012

banjo

the bit that joins your bell to your shaft

my banjo snapped!

by ross evans May 22, 2003

Banjoed

(adj) The resultant state of mind from overindulgence in an intoxicating substance.


Origin: Scally Crew Wisbech. Due to their spread thoughout the united kingdom (usually though dodging the law) The word has also spread

Kev, I am so fucking banjoed.

by Wizzer Kev April 24, 2004