By the minty nipples of Marduk !

An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.

" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !

by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013

Nipplescooter

Putting someone's nipple in your butthole and farting loudly until the nipple begins to vibrate violently.

Guy #1:Dude I gave my girlfriend a nipplescooter last night and shit all over her boob!

Guy#2: Holy shit that sounds so sexy, I'ma do that tonight!

by The Boss Jawn August 24, 2011

Mr Nipples

The guy across the street who has pink yogurt lid sized nipples hanging from his man boobs that ALWAYS has his shirt off, blinding all that cross his path.

Mr Nipples is out shirtless again pulling the heads off of his roses. Good God man put on a shirt!

by Wolf balls August 17, 2010

nipplesqueeze

Someone that is so annoying, you feel like your nipples are being squeezed.

Izzat-I have a 4.0 GPA and I have a shitty Mexican mustache.

Barry-Izzat, you are such a nipplesqueeze.

by BVOX September 19, 2013

Raw Nipples

Dry, sore, or irritated nipples that resulted from continuous stimulation.

The hookers at the snooty fox left Mario with raw nipples.

by Skankhunt6969 June 16, 2020

Tim's Nipples

Post-pierced traumatic nipples of a middle-aged man. Only those who's eyes dare risk loss of vision have ever witness these beasts.

Dustin: "Did you get a chance to see Tim's Nipples on the float trip?

Swank: "what'd you think I wanted to be perma-blinded?"
Calvert: "some say its worth it"

by Doobins March 16, 2013

clit nipples

a boched boob job were the nipples fall off and they sew chicken clits on for replacements

man that stripper got some clit nipples

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011