the best show on T.V. about plastic surgery and the drama that goes along with the adult dating world
by soinlovewithashley September 22, 2004
One of the best show's currently on television. It is incredibly graphic and delightfully twisted. There is raw sex, violence, drug use, back stabbing, beautiful women, fast cars, and of course, graphic depictions of surgeries. It deals with issues like transexuality, orgies, death,etc. in a frank and honest manner that no other show on television would be willing to touch.
"Hey did you see that episode of nip/tuck where some crazy mortician cut all the arms and legs off of a body and sewed them on to his sister's dead body and then had sex with it?"
"No, but did you see the one where Matt went to a gay bar went and home with a Tranny? Matt made out with him, and then after finding out he still had a penis, he kicked the guy's face in a bunch of times."
"Yeah, then that tranny got a bunch of tranny friends together and kicked the shit out of Matt on the street and then pissed all over him; it was great."
"No, but did you see the one where Matt went to a gay bar went and home with a Tranny? Matt made out with him, and then after finding out he still had a penis, he kicked the guy's face in a bunch of times."
"Yeah, then that tranny got a bunch of tranny friends together and kicked the shit out of Matt on the street and then pissed all over him; it was great."
by robbo347 December 11, 2005
by Cayle Funck October 10, 2003
A very awsome show about plastic surgery where a phyco called the carver goes around killing people because he/she is ugly so he/she says Beauty is a curse on the world. nip tuck
Me: dude omfg did you see nip tuck last night it rocked.Kimber was all Christian i live you and he said Shut up dude!!
dude: ?? wtf iss nip tuck
me:...you ...SUCK
dude: ?? wtf iss nip tuck
me:...you ...SUCK
by lincolnbob December 19, 2005
When somebody interupts you half way through a crap and you have to stop, nip it off and tuck the remainder back up your ass to finish after chastisting the guilty party for interupting you.
by Valetudo March 26, 2004
An FX show that had a good start, but eventually turned into an over-the-top soap opera with terrible writing (See season 2 and you'll know what I mean). Watch The Shield instead.
by Kyle March 07, 2005
The act of clenching the female nipple between the male buttcheeks, tucking the penis down between the female cleavage and performing oral sex on the female while having sex with her cleavage. A cousin of the popular "69" position.
It was the weirdest thing! I walked in and saw Tommy and Regina having "nip/tuck sex". Then Tommy farted and got her off!
by PolishPenitration July 19, 2010