ninjury

1. An injury suffered while attempting something beyond one's ability. (Often preceded by "Hey, check THIS out!")

2. An injury suffered without the knowledge of the injured party. Possibly caused by ninjas.
1. "Hey, check THIS out; I'm gonna jump this ditch!" *SPLAT* "Dude, you OK? That's a pretty heinous ninjury!"

2. "Dude, where'd you get that cut?" "Beats me, some kind of ninjury."
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ninjuries

1. injuries caused by ninja attacks.
Those weren't regular injuries on the pirates, those were ninjuries caused by the ninja known as Debs
by Wild and Witless May 19, 2006
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Ninjury

When you get injured by a ninja and least expect it.....Then again they are so sneaky you never expect it.
Dude I was walking down the street and got jump kicked in the face and didn't even see it coming. I had to go to the hospital due to my ninjury.

Past tense: I was at the hospital because I was Ninjured and I didn't even see it coming.
by mpdc November 02, 2011
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Injury sustained whilst in the act of sneaking or attempting to sneak.
When creeping around in dark and unfamliar surroundings it is easy to cause yourself ninjury.
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Ninjury

When a Ninja gets harmed, burned, cut, or hurt.
Ninja one- Hey man hows your ninjury doing?

Ninja two- Im doing fine now thanks.
by Big Naurt May 18, 2011
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ninjuries

Harmful and painful acts inflicted upon ones self while having ninjanuity more moments.
I have an awesome skill set, however even the pros still get not ninjuries.
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"Sorry boss, I wont be in work today, I have a severe 'ninjury' ."
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