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L.A. night cap 

When you get white girl wasted and wake up next to someone you swore you wouldn't have sex with. Again.
Louis "I had another L.A. night cap again last night with Jen...I need to stop getting so drunk!"
Andy "Heard that before; I thought you were going to stop boning her?"
L.A. night cap by Agmar December 7, 2013

Swedish Night Cap 

The act of a male with a large cock who while fucking a chick doggy style, blows his wad into his magnum condom, then takes it off and pulls it over her head.
Man that bitch wouldn't quit moaning so I gave her a Swedish Night Cap, that shut her up!

Peanut Butter Night Cap

A late night meeting/booty call to a girl's house with the intention of having unprotected anal sex resulting in chunky shit on the tip of a man's dick upon pulling out.
Man, I called Paloma Montero for a drunken peanut butter night cap on Saturday after I got out of the club!!!

valley night cap 

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.
"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

Night Cappin Elf 

A elf that hides under your mattress and puts on your night cap when you are asleep, at exactly 11:59 and 32.5 seconds
My night cappin elf put my night cap on for me when i was asleep and has the name of steve.

Night Cappius 

Am automobile that rides the Seven Seas of alcoholic watering holes. A Captain and First Mate commandeer this vessel. The name comes from "Fancy a night cap?"
Captain: "Shall we set sail and seek a cold beverage? My body and soul quenches for a night cap."

First Mate: "Of course, Captain! Let us ride the Night Cappius. The Seven Seas await!"

Captain: "Spoils to the Victor!"
Night Cappius by Tetchan June 24, 2023