“ that black guy bumped into that other black guy, and then they started arguing. All of a sudden they both pulled out guns!”
“Shit son, you just witnessed a nigga moment.”
“Shit son, you just witnessed a nigga moment.”
by ClappinCh33ksss April 24, 2020
Get the Nigga moment mug.A "I swear to God" of sorts for a ghetto resident. A mode of real niggerdom that prevents one from lying.
Urban youth 1-"Hey I heard you fucked Shaunay in the ass"
Urban youth 2- " I did, and it was tight too. Real Nigga Mode."
Urban youth 2- " I did, and it was tight too. Real Nigga Mode."
by Douchebag024 November 22, 2011
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a nigga moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like niggas. nigga moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve guns. but quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation.they all end up bad. the police see two niggas with their guns drawn, and open fire. nigga moments are the third biggest killer, behind pork chops and F.E.M.A. white people are unaffected seeing as they think they are too good for it.
one of the common misconceptions is that it can be avoided by avoiding every nigga. but niggas are crafty, they will find you. they are always around the corner. something every nigga moment needs is a serious nigga. also nyeuggahs may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. a blind old guy has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a dumb crazy old blind man. of course, if you are white, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of male african americans will fight the man. maybe he is beggining to resist the urge to indulge in a nigga moment. but then the crazy black guy stomps his brand new shoe. thats a big problem seeing as six out of 10 nigga moments involve a sneaker in some way. most are nikes. now the black male is forced to do something, his new shoe has been defiled.
one key to nigga moments is how they sart. certaint things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a nigga moment. it is a serious problem.
people enjoy watching niggas act stupid. its fun. private nigga moments shame you. public nigga moments shame everyone.
finally, nigga moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
one of the common misconceptions is that it can be avoided by avoiding every nigga. but niggas are crafty, they will find you. they are always around the corner. something every nigga moment needs is a serious nigga. also nyeuggahs may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. a blind old guy has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a dumb crazy old blind man. of course, if you are white, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of male african americans will fight the man. maybe he is beggining to resist the urge to indulge in a nigga moment. but then the crazy black guy stomps his brand new shoe. thats a big problem seeing as six out of 10 nigga moments involve a sneaker in some way. most are nikes. now the black male is forced to do something, his new shoe has been defiled.
one key to nigga moments is how they sart. certaint things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a nigga moment. it is a serious problem.
people enjoy watching niggas act stupid. its fun. private nigga moments shame you. public nigga moments shame everyone.
finally, nigga moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
i was involved in a nigga moment last week. a dude spilled a 40 on my shoes. so i killed that mother. dumb asse. thats how i roll.
by arch king 89 December 28, 2005
Get the nigga moment mug.When you or something is suddenly on point as fuck. You / whatever you are referring to is on the next plane of existence / ballerdom. The urban equivalent of going super saiyan.
1: My new kicks are nigga mode.
2: James went straight nigga mode on those flapjacks.
3: Lebron went straight Nigga Mode on Durant last night.
4: Guy A: Dude I think I created a new genre of music.
Guy B: Oh yeah? Lemme hear it.
Guy B: ....
Guy B: Oh SHIT! What are you gonna call this?
Guy A: Nigga mode.
2: James went straight nigga mode on those flapjacks.
3: Lebron went straight Nigga Mode on Durant last night.
4: Guy A: Dude I think I created a new genre of music.
Guy B: Oh yeah? Lemme hear it.
Guy B: ....
Guy B: Oh SHIT! What are you gonna call this?
Guy A: Nigga mode.
by mike67256346 December 30, 2012
Get the Nigga Mode mug.A moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male causing them to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner. I.E., like a nigga. Nigga moments are unpredictable, but they all end up bad. If they had their own category, nigga moments would be the third leading killer of black men behind pork chops and F.E.M.A.. It's a fact. A common misconception about the "nigga moment" is that it can be avoided by simply movin' away from niggas. If only it were that easy; see, niggas always got a new trick right around the corner.
by Nieccie May 4, 2008
Get the Nigga Moment mug.Not much is known about the nigga monkey, except that it is hella chonky. The nigga monkey was mentioned in the song Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj.
"Hey dude, what's that thing over there?"
"I think that's a nigga monkey!"
"So that's what Nicki Minaj was saying!"
"I think that's a nigga monkey!"
"So that's what Nicki Minaj was saying!"
by SUPERKATO1000 August 17, 2012
Get the Nigga Monkey mug.A classic social trap in which two conflicting, and normally rational black parties, by each unrationally persuing their self-interest, become caught in mutually destructive behavior.
by Alex L. December 28, 2005
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