nigel

A weird, desperate sorta gay nigga that is really addicted to one person and has a really hard time with women. Stay clear of nigels, and he also rides the banana on the low.

Nigel: "hey man, do you have (blanks) number?"

Me: "sorry she doesnt have a phone, only a tablet"

Nigel: "well wats tge number to that?"

Me: "..."

by scotty pippenigga February 13, 2014

nigel

The name of singer Gerard Way's broken blood vessel.

Nigel has yet to dissappear.

by Ramford July 16, 2008

Nigeled

When fuck things up so bad that you can't figure out WTF you did. Then get frustrated with world!

Damn I have been Nigeled and Now I hate you.

by Captain tickler August 30, 2017

Nigelitis

An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.

Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>

by udu_ May 23, 2009

nigelated

When you do something by yourself. The art of being a nigel.

Alex: Hey, where are you? *on the phone*
Me: I'm studying in the library bro.
Alex: Ahh, is anyone else with you?
Me: Nah. I'm totally nigelated man. :(
Alex: Haha you nigel!!

by MOD^2 November 22, 2007

nigelle

Compassionate. Friendly but sometimes bully. Has difficulty in expressing her feelings vocally. Hates confontations. Willing to sacrifice everything for love. Masochist.

You are such a nigelle

by Anonymous87665412 July 10, 2014

nigellated

To be excluded from a group

I believe it came from Australia
Often used by young people in US to mean someone is/was excluded from a group usually as soft punishment

He's been so nigellated, he never even asks to go with us anymore.

by DocBrown February 28, 2005